Oh Twitter, you never cease to amaze, excite, disgust, or make me laugh out loud in shock.

While nowadays anyone with an email address and a thought in their brain can join Twitter, I wanted to recognize those who exemplify the very best wit and wisdom the social media site has to offer.

Here are 5 people on Twitter who never disappoint with their 140 characters.

5. Rob Delaney (@robdelaney)

Name: Rob Delaney

Occupation: Comedian/Writer

Twitter Bio: Read my book, ROB DELANEY: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage

Sample Tweet: "Yeah I'd probably get tattoos too if my natural appearance didn't already scream "WARNING: #BAD-ASS."

"A big reason I quit Blue Man Group was the hazing. They made me kill a kangaroo with a sword one time."

4. Neko Case (@NekoCase)

Name: Neko Case

Occupation: Singer/ Musician

Twitter Bio: nekocase.com

Sample Tweets: "Charles Barkley is still a fox update 2014. You're welcome."

"@robomeerkat @JenKirkman @PlayboyDotCom DONT PEGGY OLSEN ME, MOTHERFUCKERS."

3. Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley)

Name: Julieanne Smolinski

Occupation: Writer

Twitter Bio: Club sandwich 

Sample Tweets: "On the plus side, I've always wanted to cry in a cab being driven by a white person with dreadlocks."

"Any LA friends own a truck or van? I just found out a there's a thing called the Guys' Choice Awards and I'd like to be driven off a bridge."

2. Chrissy Teigen (@chrissyteigen)

Name: Christine Teigen

Occupation: Model, TV Host

Twitter Bio: Demotivational speaker / No cindy crawford / Aspiring magician / Sole creator of If Banksy were a dog he would be called Barksy joke

Sample Tweets: "there are not enough characters in the world to explain my love and hatred for you all."

"Sneezed 3 times at breakfast and no one ever blessed me now I have to go about my day totally fucking unblessed."

1. Richard Lawson (@rilaws)

Name: Richard Lawson

Occupation: Writer

Twitter Bio: Critic/Columnist for VanityFair.com 

Sample Tweets: "Gwyneth Paltrow is an Airbender."

"Robin Thicke may be the poor man's JT, but he's the billionaire's JC."

"You have ruined too many of our children," Canada says, drawing an enormous flannel curtain across its border and blocking us out forever."