11 Weird & Wacky Things Sold on eBay

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If you can believe it, eBay was founded nearly 20 years ago in 1995. Since then, more than 3 BILLION items of all kinds have been sold on the online bidding site!

If you peruse the site long enough, you'll eventually find an item that the mere knowledge of its existence elictits utter shock and dismay. Plus, you'll be amazed about the fact that people may actually be willing to pay money for it.

Here are some of the weirdest and craziest things to ever be listed on eBay!

11. Time Machine

Item: Time Machine 

Description: I bought this after 3 knee surgerys the help with blood flow on my knees. I guess it works as a time machine as well? Does it work as a time machine you ask??? Email me if you're serious and I will tell you my experience with it and you can judge for yourself.  The inventor is Steven L. Gibbs. Google him for more info.

Starting Bid: $175.00

10. Chocolate Nipple Spread

Item: Chocolate Flavored Nipple Spread with Applicator

Description: Chocolate nipple spread with a knife applicator. The product package comes with the warning, "Never over-sharpen blade, especially if used by those who are prone to the following; sneezing attacks, nervous ticks, slashing fantasies, or DEAD DRUNK!"

Starting Bid: $8.14

9. Ghost in a Jar

Item: Ghost in a Jar

Description: This jar, which was found in an abandoned cemetery, was sold by the person who found it, so the ghost inside would stop haunting him.

Final Bid: $55,922.00
 

8. Bull Penis Cane

Item: Real Bull Penis Cane 

Description: 33" WALKING STICK from BULL PENIS with Steel Rod
This cane was made from a bull penis, shaped with curved handle, cured and given a hard epoxy finish for years of durability. My father has made these for many years and given them to friends. An unusual sort of cane that is useful, but is also a conversation piece. This cane measures 33 inches tall with black non-slip tip. A very nice example. There is a steel rod running through the center for additional stability. The shaft of this cane has an attractive twisting shaft. Any blemishes or discoloration are part of the natural markings. A certificate of authenticity is included. These canes should not be used for support that is required for medical reasons. They are good for hiking, walking, etc for the average person.

Final Bid: $36.51

 

7. Preserved Pig Fetus

Item: Preserved Pig Fetus

Description: 100% REAL-PRESERVED!! ABOUT 7 INCHES LONG!! SHIPPED VACUUM PACKED!! JAR NOT INCLUDED!

Starting Bid: $36.00

6. Australian Man's Life

Item: Ian Usher's Life

Description: Included his 3 bedroom house in Western Australia + everything inside it including his car, motorcycle, jet ski, and parachuting gear. 

Usher said, “Everything that I have – the furniture in the house – all has memories attached to it. It’s time to shed the old, and in with the new. On the day it’s all sold and settled, I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all. My current thoughts are to then head to the airport and ask at the flight desk where the next flight with an available seat goes to, and to get on that and see where life takes me from there.” 

Final Bid: $384,000.00
 

5. Penis Enlargement Spell

Item: A Spell That Someone Will Cast on You to Make Your Penis Larger

Description: 100% Real Spells Cast by Powerful PSYCHIC. This Penis Growing Spell will make your penis Larger, Firmer, Thicker, Stronger Erections. You and your lover will experience many new sexual experiences with this Spell. I will email and let you know after your spell has been cast. I will cast your spell within 48 hours. 

Starting Bid: $7.99

4. Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Item: Image of the Virgin Mary on a Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Description: Owner Diana Duyser said, “I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary, Mother of God.” 

Duyser said she took a bite after making the sandwich 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at her. She put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her night stand. She said the sandwich has never sprouted a spore of mold.

Starting Bid: $3,000.00

3. Tuscan Village of Pratariccia.

Item: The Tuscan Village of Pratariccia.

Description: The entire 800 year old village of Pratariccia. The village of is 22 miles east of Florence and about 2,850 feet above sea level. Your purchase includes all 25 buildings that currently exist, plus the right to build more.

"It's a unique, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own your very own Tuscan hamlet — and the price is a complete bargain. Where else would you get all those buildings, land, panoramic view, plus all the history for 2.5 million Euro?" said Carlo Magni, who arranged the sale.

Starting Bid: $3.1 Million (€2.5 Million)

2. Canned Unicorn Meat

Item: Canned Unicorn Meat (butchered unicorn plush inside)

Description: Take home these 14-ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland. Crunchy horn bits in every bite- an excellent source of Calcium. Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness. Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.

Starting Bid: $12.99

1. Haunted Baby Doll

Item: Haunted Baby Doll With the Spirit of a Neglected Middle Child With Severe Autism

Description: UP FOR AUCTION IS A HAUNTED ANTIQUE BABY DOLL THAT HAS THE SPIRIT OF A 7 YEAR OLD MIDDLE CHILD WITH AUTISM BY THE NAME OF CANDY. CANDY WAS ALWAYS NEGLECTED BY HER PARENTS BECAUSE THEY FELT ASHAMED OF HER BECAUSE SHE HAD SEVERE AUTISM. CANDY ALWAYS FELT NEGLECTED BECAUSE SHE NOTICED SHE WASNT TREATED LIKE HER YOUNGER BROTHER & OLDER SISTER. SHE ALWAYS FELT LEFT OUT & SHE WAS ALWAYS SAD AND DEPRESSED. THIS BABY DOLL IS VERY ACTIVE & UNIQUE, SHE HATES TO BE NEGLECTED. SHE REQUIRES ALOT OF LOVE AND ATTENTION AND WHEN SHE FEELS SHE IS NOT GETTING IT, SHE WILL NOT LET YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT. SHE WILL FLICKER THE LIGHTS MAKE BANGING NOISES AT NIGHT TO KEEP YOU AWAKE AND THE SPIRIT OF THE DOLL WILL CLIMB INTO YOUR BED AT NIGHT.

Starting Bid: $24.95

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