Here is the (Sexy?) Ebola Halloween Costume No One Asked For

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It is official: human beings are the worst. We have now stooped to the level of ebola-themed Halloween costumes.

This 'Ebola Containment' costume is better than dressing as an ebola patient or victim, but not by much. Available from BrandsOnSale, you can be an ebola officer for the low price of $79.99 and your dignity!

Luckily, the costume includes fun things like: 

Ebola White Costume Suit
Ebola Face Shield
Breathing Mask
Safety Eye Goggles
Blue Latex Gloves
*Boots not included

See the full version on the next page, as well as the "sexy" female version... It wouldn't be Halloween without that little twist.

The Most ‘Viral’ Costume of the Year

"The deadly Ebola virus has landed in the United States and the crisis has reached new levels of domestic escalation. You are sure to be prepared if any outbreak happens at your Halloween party. This will literally be the most "viral" costume of the year."

Wait...There is a "Sexy" Version Too!

"As the deadly Ebola virus trickles its way through the United States, fighting its disease is no reason to compromise style. The short dress and chic gas mask will be the talk of Milan, London, Paris, and New York as the world's fashionistas seek global solutions to hazmat couture. Ending plague isn't the endeavor of a single woman, so be sure to check out our men's Ebola Containment Costumefor a great couple's costume idea."

Nothing screams "sex appeal" more than a horrendous, painful, deadly virus that never entered the United States before.

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