This Kid's Attempt To Get Jason Segel's Attention Is Proof That We Should Shut Down The Internet
"Ummmmm...?" - The rest of the world.
Everyone with an Internet connection knows that the world wide web can be a weird place. People create communities to talk about how the Earth is flat, teenagers set themselves on fire on YouTube for 15 minutes (but really, seconds) of fame, and a bold few eat pictures of celebrities every single day until said celebrity acknowledges them.
Did I saw a bold few? I mean a bold one. I hope...
In all my years of writing for the Internet, this might actually be the weirdest thing I've seen. This mysterious YouTuber has vowed to eat a rather large picture of Jason Segel every day until Jason Segel eats this picture of him in return. Why? I wish I knew.
Normally I'd say watch the video below for more, but I can't in good faith recommend it unless you're enticed by the idea of watching a video of some kid eating a headshot of Jason Segel in silence for four and a half minutes; in which case, we need to talk.